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DeFlocked - Sunday July 7, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday July 7, 2013 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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I have finally figured out how to attract women. Instead of me chasing them, I'm gonna make them come to me. Like a master fisherman, I'll lure in the babes with the kind of bait that women find irresistible: see-- I've got the coworker who loves to gossip; a sales rack of dresses not even close to their size; and a home thermostat, so they can constantly whine and complain about the temperature. 75% off! Now I just wait for the dames to start flitting in. Mamet! That circus clown wrestling show you like is on! Woosh! Gossip gossip gossip gossip gossip shop shop shop shop shop buy buy buy buy too hot too hot too hot Um... Beer wrestling... Funny clowns... gaaaaaa Snooore Funny how you never see this stuff on the Hallmark Channel. And then he's all you;re married? Remember-- exhale, then zip. Anyone else feel a draft?