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DeFlocked - Wednesday May 8, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Wednesday May 8, 2013 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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Hey-- Mamet left his diary open. You shouldn't read it, Rupert. Too late-- I saw something bad! I snuck into Reese Witherspoon's dressing room and stole all the plums out of her fruit basket. Suddenly, my mommy burst in and had clocked me with her spittoon. I thought I was dead, but then I woke up; completely shaved, and dancing on a table for the Slovakian contingent at the United Nations. Their roving eyes were hot... Hot like an amber. It was then that I realized that instead of euros, they were throwing smoked fish! In the corner was Billy Joel in a speedo, eating plums and belching piano man! Hey, anyone seen my dream journal?