DeFlocked - Sunday August 12, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Ok, who's next? What's the scariest thing you've ever seen? For me, it was the very hungry Caterpillar. Wait-- you mean the children's book by Eric Carle? Yeah! Think about it... This innocent little caterpillar eats through chocolate cake, ice cream, pickles, cheese, salami,, lollipops, sausage and cupcakes... Then he goes into a coma, wakes up, and his arms have mutated into wings! I cried every time. Wow. I never realized how frightening that book really was. To this day, I can't eat dessert without my arms getting all tingly. But Rupert... Don't you know how nature works? Oh no-- not the nature talk!! la la la la la la la where babies come from!!! la la la la My mommy had that talk with me when I was 23. She said if you hold a girls hand for too long, the stork appears in plants a baby seat in her ear; it feeds off her brain, then crawls out and attaches itself to you for 18 years! Scariest. Thing. Ever. And what your scariest thing, Cobb? I just had it. Then, when the babies enter their teens, they destroy your will to live! Auuuuggggh

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