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DeFlocked - Sunday May 13, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday May 13, 2012 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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Contestant #1: if I choose you, would I be the most important person in your life? Of course. Right after my wife. No! I mean-- Ugh! Can I change my answer!! Dude! Rookie mistake! Okaaay, contestant #3: our relationship must be open and honest. Would you consult with me on everything you do? Yes. I'd value your opinion more than my own, and I respect your right to give it. Oh, whatevs! This chump is using cheat notes!!! I'm willing to move into your basement right now!! Contestant #2: why would I choose you? Duh! I'll insult your cooking; be completely ungrateful; never spend enough time with you; and blame you for anything and everything that goes wrong in my life. And? And I'll be your little snuggy buns!!!! Mommy Son Match Game Must we do this every Mother's Day? #3 gave you a run for your money this year.