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DeFlocked - Sunday February 26, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday February 26, 2012 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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Hoof marks in the peanut butter jar again. That's it. Time to put into this. Mamet-- we're calling an intervention. Glk! Boo-hoo-hoooooo! Yes, I'm an addict! I'm a closet Smurf-ist, and I can't stop! I love Smurf culture, and now the whole world knows. Happy now?!! It all started in the 80s when mommy first introduced me to those little blue elves. Before I knew it, I was bathing in Smurf soap and sleeping in Smurf pajamas for the next twenty years. And now I like to visit sports bars dressed as Papa Smurf! That's... Actually Smurfette. See this wool? It's just a hairpiece. Underneath, I'm all blue, baby! Bluer than Paul Bunyan's cow! Bluer than cookie monster's nose hair! When I die and go to Gargamel's castle, you're the ones who'll be sorry! Sorry for oppressing those who prefer to live an alternative lifestyle! If being blue is wrong, then I don't want to be right!!! Mamet... Um... We just wanted to stop eating out of the butter jar. Well, I'll be Smurfed.