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DeFlocked - Sunday January 15, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday January 15, 2012 Comic Strip
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Wanna know where to pick up the high-class babes? Bookstores. My experience has been that if they can read, they're probably earning more than me. So read has replaced breathe? All I do is turn on the book smarts and watch the sparks fly! Ahem... Oh my, this must be Hemingway's new tome. Harumph! Another blatant ripoff of that Harry Potter, I presume. Tsk-tsk, I do so find Mark Twain to be a bit of a bore these days. He'll never reach the claim of his wife, Shania. And take this Garfield fellow. This ochre-colored feline is so... So..... Bwa ha ha haaa! He put a mouse trap on the dog's tongue!!! Omigod, he just bellyflop into a pan of lasagna! I'm so trying that!!!! Burp? Yawn? Cat, can you get anymore in my head?!!! I'm not sure if those were sparks, or the last glimmers of hope. Dude! I hate Mondays, too!!!!