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DeFlocked - Sunday January 1, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday January 1, 2012 Comic Strip
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Ugh! I hate receiving gift cards as presents. It's so presumptuous. The sender is basically saying: here's some free money, but I want to be in charge of how you spend it. Ooo, like I'm such a moron that I wouldn't know what to do with a handful of cash. Thank goodness someone whittled my choices down to one. Cause I might go out and buy something stupid, like men's size underwear! Or a Sputnik! Or a camel made of fudge! Why don't they just come to my house and burp me and change my diaper, too! Waa! Baby need his mommy!!! Waaa! Waaaaaa! Waaaaa!!! If only those things came in bigger denominations. Ok, sir you have $3,625 left on your card. And I'll take a my therapist has a knot allergy T-shirt. Psychotherapy Clinic