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DeFlocked - Sunday June 5, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday June 5, 2011 Comic Strip
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You can't just write guilty on a jury summons, Mamet. It's not an absentee ballot. Then the only way to get out of jury duty is to go down there and act like I'm nuts. Oh yeah. That should work about as well as the time you pretended to be deceased for a tax audit. Sir... I can hear you breathing. Wooooooooo I'm the ghost of Christmas past. Stupid agnostic! Anyway, I'll be down at the courthouse. Juror #32. Why are you unable to serve? Well... You see, your honor.... They're coming to take me away, ha ha. They're coming to take me away, ho ho hee hee ha haa! I'm a rockstar from Mars, warlock with Tiger blood, dude. Duh! Winning! I can haz underpants? Hey... How quickly can you rent a hearse?