DeFlocked - Sunday February 28, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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And you think that by becoming a professional athlete, women will just throw themselves at your feet. Hey, you should see the looks I get when I tell them I was almost a pro wrestler. I think I've seen that look before. Yessirree-- the Moroccan mutton chop! Oooo-yeah!!!! My goodness. You know, not every guy can pull off a fez hat and singlet. Honestly, as far as bad ideas go, this ranks right up there with your plan to pull gingerbread houses for the homeless. What-- no longer would you have to decide between paying the rent paying for groceries. Win-win! Sigh So, which sport have you chosen to master? Well, I stink at the four main ones: football, baseball, volleyball and quidditch. And forget golf. I mean, c'mon-- world's best golfer isn't exactly a chick magnet. Well, let's look at your skill set, Mamet. You're lazy, you eat junk food and drink beer. What sport could you possibly be qualified for? Now watch, ladies, as I crush this 7-10 split! Hey, who's this tiger you keep texting?

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