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DeFlocked - Sunday February 14, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday February 14, 2010 Comic Strip
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But I need to get my sweetie a Valentine! You're not allowed in the Hallmark store, Mamet, remember? They banned you for life after what you did to all their recordable greeting cards. I'm still waiting on the security guards get well card. So... You're serious about this girl, eh, Mamet. Seriously investing in some smooch time, if that's what you mean. I didn't. See, I've got this love thing all figured out. Chicks need constant attention. Like a houseplant. And Valentine's Day is just a big bag of fertilizer. I simply give her a gift related to what she's passionate about, and my mango-banana Chapstick will be working overtime tonight! I think Cupid just shot himself. Go right for the heart, dude, and they'll be putty in your hands! You... Got me a chocolate sculpture of my mommy??! Sniff I... Think I love you... Thanks for the mop.