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DeFlocked - Sunday January 3, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday January 3, 2010 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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I told you, Mamet, the clinic is only giving swine flu shots to pregnant women. Well, I refuse to let you slobbering Petri dishes in fact me this winter. I'm getting that shot! You've got to be kidding me... Did you seriously just stuff a Dall under your shirt?? Instant baby mama! Now, if you'll excuse me, homie's about to go get inoculized... Ok, nurse-- one shot of swiney for my hiney. And hurry up-- happy hour is almost over. Um... Ma'am? Are you sure you're really pregnant? What??!! Of course I'm pregnant! Boo-hoo-hoo, I'm fat, I'm ugly, I want pickles, I want bonbons, I love you, I hate you, I love you, I ran over a moth and I can't stop crying!!! Ok, ok, fine. Here's your shot. Faint And that's when all the real pregnant women fainted??? They're still looking for me, so I'm gonna go see if there's any room at the inn.