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DeFlocked - Saturday October 17, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Saturday October 17, 2009 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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I've come to the conclusion that my species is genetically disadvantaged when it comes to attracting a mate. I mean look at the peacock! Look at the puffer fish! I need plumage!! I need pageantry!!! You need personality. You need a paycheck. I have party pants. I need a painkiller.