DeFlocked - Sunday February 8, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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So let me get this straight... You for my coffee in a cup. And for that, you put out a tip jar. Uh-huh. I admire your pluck. Excuse my friend-- he's from the old fogey home. Now, java Lackey, here's a handsome gratuity for your efforts. That was a button. No, please, it is I who should be thanking you. I'd like you to take note of my genuine humanitarian character, Cobb. I gave my business exclusively to this fair trade coffee house. You only come here because they give you free Danish with your coffee. As I was saying, my 9 dollar cup of Joe ensures that a struggling Costa Rican coffee farmer can make an honest living wage. Yeah. I wonder which bankrupt American dairy they get their milk from. Pssst, help me slide this tray of sticky buns into my cossack.

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