DeFlocked - Sunday August 17, 2008 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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DEFLOCKED BY JEFF CORRIVEAU Rupert: Mamet -- I had the most amazing dream last night! Mamet: The one where you're being tickled by Cookie Monster for your secret macaroon recipe? Rupert: NO, in this one, I learned how to end all world wars: we just replace all our modern weaponry with Pinocchios! When attacking the enemy, you simply pull out your Pinocchio and tell a lie... Soldier: Those pants are very slimming! POW! If every army issued these puppets, they could disarm their foes while leaving no lasting injury! Soldier #1: I'm thrilled with my cell phone provider! BIFF! WHACK! Solider #2: Tell me more about YOUR life! Solider #3: Ben Affleck can act! And for quick ends to the conflicts, there's the Atomic Pinocchio. You detonate it with the biggest lie man has ever told... FWOOM! Soldier: I love you just the way you are! Soon, war would seem silly and pointless. Rupert: Well, what do you think. Mamet: What do I think? I think that's the greatest idea I've ever heard! You are definitely NOT the biggest moron to walk the earth! Mamet: Dang, what a time for a misfire.

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