Doonesbury - Sunday July 28, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tweets from Roland at the beach... "Roland B. Hedley Jr. @RealRBHJr With Hunt for Witches over, Congress sets out on Fishing Expedition for Red Herrings. Straw Men line shores as nervous Wild Geese await Chase. Once on a Witch Hunt, I flushed a coven of harridans from a tangle of bittersweet. As they rose up into moonlight, I lowered my pike in awe. Still torn re: college cheating scandal. Never like to see attractive actresses taken into custody, but also hate to see hedge fund managers free on bail. On 180th golf outing, POTUS playful as he kicked errant ball back on fairway. 'I'm happier than all previous presidents combined!' he screamed at me. I'm old enough to remember when it was hilarious to say you were old enough to remember something that happened recently. Seven indicted Trump aides must be kicking selves. If POTUS is totally innocent, why did they all perjure themselves? These guys too dumb NOT to be in jail! Forgotten Notre Dame fire? Fox Foreign News desk hasn't, still sending #ThoughtsNPrayers to people of Rome. We're all European Unionists now. #Sad At the White House 10K Alternative Facts Afterparty, earned what POTUS's 10,000th lie was. Referring to his 9,999th lie, Trump said, "It's only 9,998!" LOL"

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