Doonesbury - Sunday July 22, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Roland tweeting: Still can't believe besotted Congress gave French Prez standing O, like a world leader speaking in coherent English is some sort of bog deal. Low bar. Martha Stewart should get down on hands, knees, and beg Prez for pardon he's been dangling. To win Celebrity Pardon, you have to play Celebrity Pardon! Hung w. John Bolton in college, always knew that one day he'd have a hand in deaths of thousands. Just a feeling you got when he walked into a room. Being in White House "thoughts and prayers" widely misunderstood. Just means you're on their radar. No one's actually thinking or praying-- way too busy! Banning Mercedes, BMWs, is tough, as dealers could smuggle them in from Alabama, S. Carolina, where they're made. WIll need Stronger Borders! NDA w. Playmate cost RNC official cool $1.6 M, while Prez got similar NDA for only $130K! Reputation as Best Negotiator Ever still intact! WH continues to slash onerous spelling regs, announces new accepted spellings for collusion (colllussion), missile (missle), Melania (Melanie). Big win for "thousands" of Korean War parents who begged Prez to bring home remains of sons. Probably just in time, as average age is 115.

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