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Doonesbury - Sunday June 10, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Doonesbury - Sunday June 10, 2018 Comic Strip
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DOONESBURY © G. B. Trudeau. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Makeup Artist: Freshen your lip gloss, ma'am? Norm/Norma: Lip gloss? Makeup Artist: Whoa... Narrator: The following PSA is brought to you by common decency. Norm/Norma: Hi, I'm Norm. Or Norma. I might be a republican or a democrat. And I could be white or black, Latino or Asian. Gay, straight, doesn't matter. The point is, I'm your next president. Now, I'm far from perfect. Like anyone else, I make mistakes, get frustrated, and sometimes lose my temper. Also, I can be forgetful or distracted, and I could always do better as a parent. But here's what else I am. I'm nice, civil, serious, thoughtful, idealistic, responsible, honest, coherent. I'm educated but humble about what I don't know, so I read, listen, prepare. I work hard. I value kindness. I'm empathetic, grateful. I respect all people, but especially those who serve. I'm patriotic and I cherish all our democratic institutions, particularly our free press. I worship a loving god. Now, I know what you're thinking-- I'm too good to be true. But I'm not. I'm what you'd expect in any president. You've voted for me in the past, and in two short years, you can vote for me again! So don't lease heart, America--- Norm is on the way! Thank you. Did I mention I was polite?