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Doonesbury - Sunday April 22, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Doonesbury - Sunday April 22, 2018 Comic Strip
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DOONESBURY © G. B. Trudeau. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pastor: This can't be right... my flock can't handle this much sin! One final announcement from the board of elders... "There has been some confusion among evangelicals as to what currently constitutes sin in the eyes of the church. So to clarify, we now condone the following conduct: lewdness, vulgarity, profanity, adultery, and sexual assault. Exemptions to Christian values also include greed, bullying, conspiring, boasting, lying, cheating, sloth, envy, wrath, gluttony, and pride. Others TBA. Lastly, we're willing to overlook biblical illiteracy, church non-attendance, and no credible sign of faith." Man 1: Lovin' the lower bar, Pastor! Man 2: Me, too. I feel like a freakin' saint now! Pastor: Enjoy!