Doonesbury - Sunday February 11, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Zipper: Sure, I'd love to be video star-- who wouldn't? But can I handle the fame? I just don't know! So Uncle Z, I've been thinking lately of setting out on my own to pursue my dream. Zonker: Which one? Becoming a t-shirt cannon operator? Zipper: No, no, a social influencer. I want to move to L.A. and make vine videos by the pool of a Hollywood hi-rise! The plan is to rack up killer loop counts, attract millions of followers, and rake int he bucks from sponsors! Zonker: Sounds good. Of course, you'll need a work ethic, since you'll have to get up every day an create compelling new content from scratch. If you don't your followers will scatter, your sponsors will drop you cold, and you'll be quickly forgotten. Zipper: That's it, stomp on my dreams again! Zonker: Also, vine folded two years ago. Bring the van around, will ya?

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