Doonesbury - Sunday November 26, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Roland tweets: Texas secession talk on hold as governor asks rest of country for $150 billion to bail out Houston archipelago. With $150b needed to rebuild Houston, lucky we have Prez comfortable w. assuming massive debt on projects that eventually go underwater. In address this morning, POTUS looked like a man playing a man playing a man playing a man who cares-- a huge improvement. Growing in job! POTUS says he met w. "president" of USVI. Actually, POTUS is president o fUSVI, but wanted to give best props to governor. All about respect. Congress considering law to ban bump stocks but not military grad assault weapons. Like banning Madonna's cones but not her. Not right time. Been searching tax plan for POTUS's "middle class miracle." So far only see upper class miracle, but still have 3 pages to go. Pumped! In speech, Zinke says always runs private jet travel by lawyer "to make sure I am above the law." Must be same lawyer who checks his speeches. To reassure world, Tillerson corrects record, calls POTUS "smart." In US, "(bleeping) moron" just affectionate nickname for bosses, husbands.

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