Doonesbury - Sunday September 3, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Narrator: The continuing tweets of @RealRBHJr. Roland Tweets: Ross Perot's "giant sucking sound" (of jobs going to Mexico) nothing compared to POTUS's first Cabinet meeting. Something very special! Defending Don Jr.'s Russian meeting, POTUS describes son as "high quality," like he's a granite countertop he has no intention of paying for. Roland: Hi, folks! Roland Hedley Jr. here, reaching you through the medium of family comics! Roland Tweets: To kick off "Made In America" week, Ivanka Trump Collection announces all "Made In China" tags to be printed in U.S.! Leading by Example. Roland: On Twitter, you can experience an edgier me as I do my part to MAGA. Watch me in real time as I pump out pithy tweets explaining the method behind the madness! Roland Tweets: Is Jared really equipped to broker Mideast peace plan if he couldn't close simple blackmail deal between Trump and Joe Scarborough? Just askin.' With long precedent of presidents crafting, explaining, debating, negotiating, selling bills, Trump under increasing pressure to read one. Roland: When the fake media are at their worst, I'm at my very best... a fierce warrior for the truth about POTUS! So won't you join me, @RealRBJHJr, for commentary you won't find anywhere else? Roland Tweets: Press rip Prez for lack of intellectual curiosity, then slam him for expressing curiosity about his pardoning authority. Can't have it both ways! Editor: Th White House called. They need you to stop helping. Roland: Read 'em now while they're raw and uncensored! You won't be sorry.

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