Doonesbury - Sunday June 11, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Roland Hedley Tweeting: Prez smart to can Comey. My second wife informed me, on three separate occasions, I wasn't under investigation, but produced photos in court. Ailes O'Reilly $65MM payout is motivating male employees at Fox to consider sexual harassment as exit strategy. We're all running the numbers. Looking back, thought it'd be much easier covering POTUS's weekly golf trips. Reporting on his First 100 Mulligans more challenging than you'd think. Still zero terror acts by immigrants from 7 listed nations, but ban would keep total myth from metastasizing into remote possibility. Smart! Even though "legal violations" were fake, let's not forget POTUS voluntarily shut down his foundation to remove even the appearance of charity. POTUS declared National Sexual Assault Awareness Month to celebrate sexual assault, he thought. Still understandably furious. Spicer declares protesters "absolutely" paid. With tens of thousands on the job, should see big uptick in employment numbers! Nice! Breaking: WH to announce second round of new accepted spellings. To be honered: "Hear-by," "tapp," and "attaker."

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