Doonesbury - Sunday August 9, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Red Rascal: I wonder if there will be evildoers at the airport... I'd love to hit the ground running. TSA: Welcome to Syria, Mr. Rascal. What is the purpose of your visit? Red Rascal: Retribution. I swoop down on evil and snuff it out! TSA: I see. What kind of evil did you have in mind? If you're looking for pure evil, we have ISIS, of course. But we also have an Al Qaeda branch, not to mention Assad's thugs. And just across the border, there's more ISIS, plus some nasty Iranian-backed Shitte militias. The region's crawling with bad actors. Fire any direction, you're bound to hit one! Red Rascal: I miss Afghanistan. TSA: It's certainly safer. I sent my family there. Enjoy.

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