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Doonesbury - Sunday October 19, 2014 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Doonesbury - Sunday October 19, 2014 Comic Strip
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DOONESBURY © G. B. Trudeau. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Dean: $7 million? For creating a failure factory? Sir, is it true that the board just raised your salary to $7 million? President: Well, we had a great quarter, Dean. The board was grateful. Dean: Yes, sir, but the timing's a little awkward. Our graduation rate has plummeted to 22%. President: Well, that's not the whole picture, is it? Walden is more than a raw number. It's about making memories-- of friends and football games and binges and hookups and cutting classes! Nothing's changed. MY goal as an educator is the same now as it's always been-- to maximize shareholder value! Okay, so there may have been some mission creep. Dean: I guess it happens.