Doonesbury - Sunday September 8, 1996 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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President King: Hmmmm... they might not get all this... better take out some of the bigger words. Good afternoon! It gives me great pleasure to welcome the class of 2000 to Walden College... especially since yours is the first Walden class in over 20 years to be at full strength! With past enrollment falling to less than 60% of capacity, this recent surge represents a remarkable turnaround for this institution... as well as full vindication for our talent-blind admissions initiative, our reading list reforms, and our phase-out of formal grading! Given the smiling faces I see before me today, our loss of accreditation seems a very small price to pay! Student: Uh...loss of what? Student: I think that just means we can't charge stuff home.

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