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Doonesbury - Sunday May 14, 1989 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Doonesbury - Sunday May 14, 1989 Comic Strip
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DOONESBURY © G. B. Trudeau. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Student: One more year and that's us, Sal! Sal: Not necessarily. Haven't you ever heard of Zonker Harris? Guy avoided graduation for ten years! Student: That was the '70's. Who can afford it now? President King: So without further ado, I give you this year's commencement speaker - businessman, philanthropist, and loyal alumnus, Philip Slackmeyer! Phil: Thank you very much, President King...It's hard to know exactly how to advise young people just starting out today, but here are a few thoughts...I'd go mostly into mutuals. Maybe a few T-bills. And if you can find the collateral, go long in pork belly futures. Also, buy Amstar before Tuesday, although you didn't hear that from me, okay? Thank you and good luck. Students: Yeaaa! Eloquent! Very eloquent! Did he say Amstar or Amway? More! More!