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9 Chickweed Lane - Monday September 16, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

9 Chickweed Lane - Monday September 16, 2019 Comic Strip
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9 CHICKWEED LANE © Brooke McEldowney. Used By Permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All Rights Reserved.

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edda: I don't know why, but I can't wait to start showing. woman: That's the best. it's like carrying inside you a slowly inflating rugby ball that aspires to being a basketball, straining your back and crushing your bladder while people you don't know elect to regale you with tales of genetic disasters lurking within your body, each person possessing the exclusive ability to foretell those disasters through the act of gawping at your tummy, and that doesn't even include the legions for whom any pregnancy is an invitation to reach out and grapple with your abdomen. woman: eventually, you start throwing money at the person handling the till and bolt from your queue, screaming, but I....I have evolved a vicious revenge! Edda: I....I just remember a taxidermy class I have to attend.