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9 Chickweed Lane - Wednesday August 2, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

9 Chickweed Lane - Wednesday August 2, 2017 Comic Strip
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9 CHICKWEED LANE © Brooke McEldowney. Used By Permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All Rights Reserved.

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Seth: If you are exchanging rings, you'll do it wearing the wedding gown I made for you. Edda: now look here.... Seth: have you been gorging? Are your thighs twin pontoons? Are you entering into your second trimester? Edda: Of course not!! Seth: Then you are going to wear this gown, and people, godsmacked by your lissom beauty, will licentiously compare you to claudette colbert in the haystack scene from it happened one night, and lo, the angels will sing motets in praise of your poitrine, your sculpted calliphygianity-in short, the cut of your jib, and amos, facing his unworthiness, will seek succor in the arms of your gay best friend, an adonis the ballet critics have hailed as.... amos: please, edda, will you just wear the dress?