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9 Chickweed Lane - Sunday January 27, 2008 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

9 Chickweed Lane - Sunday January 27, 2008 Comic Strip
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9 CHICKWEED LANE © Brooke McEldowney. Used By Permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All Rights Reserved.

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"Quicken your pace... ...don't look back..." "You know, it doesn't surprise me you are what you are." "Oh, Lord. And by that you mean...?" "I believe the term is 'nancy boy,' and given that you share digs with that little, bleached ramrod, I reiterate, I am not surprised. I few weeks under my tutelage, and I dare say you'd turn around." "The suggestion being that an irresistible, bootylicious force such as yourself vanquishes all resistance?" "Let's just say, I'd smooth out your wrinkles." "Sorry." "You don't seriously mean to imply that you don't respond to me..." "Oh, no, I respond... I find you beautiful, egotistical, vain, grasping, pathetic, needy and desperate... even tragic." "Only an equally pathetic straight man would ever fall in love with such a cringeworthy package of traits... and you make a gay man raise his eyes to heaven and tally his blessings." "So... you find me... ...beautiful."