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9 Chickweed Lane - Friday September 29, 2006 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

9 Chickweed Lane - Friday September 29, 2006 Comic Strip
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9 CHICKWEED LANE © Brooke McEldowney. Used By Permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All Rights Reserved.

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"From all indications, you have had a long life...How do you stay so young?" "Since my appearance does not betoken youth, your query leaves the bystander pondering one of two impressions: Either you are pathologically dishonest or painfully stupid." "Longevity is not an issue of staying young. It is an issue of not dying." "Okay, then...How do you stay so old?" "Sodium benzoate."

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age, aging, youth, health