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9 Chickweed Lane - Monday July 30, 2001 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

9 Chickweed Lane - Monday July 30, 2001 Comic Strip
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9 CHICKWEED LANE © Brooke McEldowney. Used By Permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All Rights Reserved.

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Juliette is at the wedding altar. A preach says to her husband to be: "And do you, Jack, take Juliette: A...To have and to hold, until death do you part? B...As a trophy wife, until she slides into middle age? C...As a surrogate mommy for your Peter Pan personality disorder? D...Until you locate a teenage cheerleader whose majority and I.Q. are the same number?" Juliette sits up in bed and says to Juliette: "It was that dream again, but this time I trampled a bridesmaid."