Calvin and Hobbes - Sunday April 26, 1992 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Calvin: Oh no! Look at poor Calvin!What's gone wrong? He's a crude black outline barely containing garish color! What a horrible fate! His eyes don't even point the same direction! Each eye sees a different view! His nostrils are on the front of his nose like a pig! His ears are just flaps on his head! And what's this stuff on top? Is that supposed to be hair?! Aaughh! Calvin's hand are balls with sticks in them! He doesn't even have the right number of fingers! Where are his thumbs?? And his feet! They aren't the same size! They face out sideways! How can Calvin stand up? Who knows? Look at his moronic expression! His face reveals no spark of intelligence! Calvin is devoid of reality and substance! How can he be saved?? What can be done?? Here we go! Ha ha! Rrrrrgghh! I hate drawing! What a waste of time! Hobbes: Gee, it was getting pretty good at the end.

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