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Calvin and Hobbes - Sunday May 26, 1991 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Calvin and Hobbes - Sunday May 26, 1991 Comic Strip
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CALVIN AND HOBBES © Watterson. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Susie: "HEY, CALVIN! Are we near a slaughterhouse, or did you forget your deodorant?!" Calvin: "DROP DEAD, SUSIE! You're so ugly, I hear your mom puts a bag over your head before she kisses you goodnight!!" Calvin: "It's shameless the way we flirt" Calvin: "What's it like to fall in love?" Hobbes: "Well...say the object of your affection walks by..." Calvin: "Yeah?" Hobbes: "First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards" Hobbes: "All the moisture makes you sweat profusely" Hobbes: "This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy" Hobbes: "When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin until she leaves" Calvin: "THAT'S LOVE?!?" Hobbes: "Medically speaking" Calvin: "Heck, that happened to ME once, but I figured it was COOTIES!!"