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Cathy Classics - Sunday September 30, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Cathy Classics - Sunday September 30, 2012 Comic Strip
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CATHY © Cathy Guisewite. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Blonde man: What did she think? What did she mean? What did she want? What did she need? Cathy and woman: What did she wear? Cathy: Men could avoid almost all romantic blunders if they just paid attention to women's shoes. Blonde man: What? Cathy: Are we infatuated? Are we insecure? Are we overconfident? Are we over you? It's all right there! Where? Cathy: There! The pointiness of the toe...Width of the heel...Angle of the arch...Flimsiness of the strap...The pain factor...The danger factor...The sleaze factor...A thousand combinations make a thousand distinct statements....Are we planning to marry you? Use you? Dump you? Just look down! Our shoes are like billboards! Blonde man: I don't want to hear about it! They all look the same to me!! Cathy: Men may sometimes have the upper hand, but they'll never have the upper foot. Woman: If you'd noticed her humorless wedge, you would have known she was trouble today!