Cathy Classics - Saturday October 22, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Saleswoman: Those are so great! They go with anything! Cathy: Like what? Saleswoman: Anything at all! Cathy: Like what? Saleswoman: That skirt is fabulous if you toss it on with a long-sleeved tee! Cathy: I don't have a long-sleeved tee. Saleswoman: Throw it on with a kicky ribbed mock-turtleneck. Cathy: I don't have a kicky ribbed mock-turtleneck. Saleswoman: Toss it on with an oversized v-neck sweater. Cathy: I don't have an oversized v-neck sweater because I never have the right thing to wear under it! Saleswoman: The lacy camisole! The lacy camisole goes under the oversized v-neck sweater! Cathy: I can't find a lacy camisole that fits me!! Saleswoman: Wear a white blouse! You have a white blouse, don't you?! Cathy: I have nine white blouses! Three are too dressy, three are too summery, two are too bunchy to tuck in and one is useless because it needs the same lacy camisole I don't have to wear under my nonexistent oversized v-neck! Saleswoman: Oh, for crying out loud! Just wear it with anything you have and toss on a pair of neutral cowboy boots! Cathy: AACK! NEUTRAL COWBOY BOOTS! Saleswoman: At some point, I feel I've done my job if I've managed to drive them to another person's department.

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