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Cathy Classics - Sunday November 14, 1999 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Cathy Classics - Sunday November 14, 1999 Comic Strip
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CATHY © Cathy Guisewite. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: ..So ladies, how's it going? Woman: Fabulous! I have realized my G.P.F.! Cathy: Me, too! Man: Excuse me? Woman: My genetic potential for fitness. Cathy: Ta da! Woman: Every woman who ever lived in my family has had big thighs...there's no way my thighs aren't going to be big! Cathy: I'm predisposed to have a thick waist and a problem rear and voila! Woman: It's genetically impossible for my thighs to get and stay thin! Cathy: A thick waist and problem rear are encoded in my DNA! Woman: This is who I am! My genetic potential for fitness has been realized and I can now eat dessert with a clear conscience! Man: My genetic potential for commitment is used up. I have to go meet someone else now. Woman: Quitter!! Cathy: Men just don't know how to take responsibility for themselves. Desserts