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Cathy Classics - Sunday April 18, 1999 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Cathy Classics - Sunday April 18, 1999 Comic Strip
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CATHY © Cathy Guisewite. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: Would you like to go out sometime? Cathy: What bonus nutrient do you provide? Man: Excuse me? Cathy: This is the age of nutritional enhancement. What do you offer? Man: What?? Cathy: Calcium...soy protein...vitamin c......vitamin e...folic acid...bran...zinc...ginkgo biloba......echinacea...fiber...electrolytes...read the labels! Everything's beefed up! Boosted! Fortified! Enhanced! ENERGIZED!! Even a bowl of "froot loops" has eleven essential vitamins and minerals! What's your added health benefit?? What minimum FDA requirement do you satisfy?? Why, with a universe of six billion single men, should I hand over three prime-time hours of my life to YOU?? Man: I haven't run from the room screaming yet. Cathy: Ah. An excellent source of stamina!...How's Tuesday?