Cathy Classics - Sunday May 3, 1998 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Cathy: Oof. The minute I start exercising, I feel fatter. I feel fatter because exercise jostles the fat from its resting place and makes it seem bigger. As long as I sit still, the fat is packed down and compressed. When I'm up and running, the fat gets loosened and fluffed out, like a down comforter that's been released from its zippered storage bag and shaken. Also, I get hot. When things get hot, they expand. So now the fat is loosened, fluffed and expanded by heat. Now I feel huge. I feel enormous, at the very moment I could actually start losing the fat, I feel too fat to even try. Well, I'm not quitting today, fat! I'm on to your little fat-multiplying schemes!! I am not giving up today! Hah!! The lst mile is tough but the first block is the killer. The resting fat cell: The active fat cell: The scientific theorist:

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