Cathy Classics - Sunday May 25, 1997 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Saleswoman: May I help you? Cathy: Yes! I'd like a suit that enhances the bust, elongates the torso, sculpts the waist, shrinks the rear and minimizes the thighs! I'd also like it to give me cheekbones, highlights, full lips, strong nails, a dewy complexion, and add three inches to my height! I have four hours to shop, 500 years of genetically programmed optimism, and the stamina to take each of your 5000 suits off it's little hanger and try it on if necessary! I'd like to begin with the solids...move onto the prints...and, by the way, my budget is $40! Saleswoman: Oh, for crying out loud...here!! Cathy: Why, thank you! That will do nicely! Saleswoman: I paid her a commission to leave the store.

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