Cathy Classics - Sunday April 13, 1997 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Cathy's date: It's only 7:15 I can sleep for 40 more minutes before I pick her up. (Cathy:) It's 7:15!! He'll be here in 45 minutes!! My date is spending 30 seconds drying his hair. I'm spending 20 minutes. My date is spending zero time on make up. I'm spending 15 minutes. My date is spending three minutes pulling on clothes which he spent six minutes shopping for five years ago. I'm spending an hour and a half trying to assemble a flattering, hip, alluring yet coy look out of a closet of clothes, shoes and accessories that represent 150 hours of shopping this year alone! My date spent zero time cleaning his house because he's picking me up. I spent four hours vacuuming dusting and scrubbing. Date: Hi. Cathy: Men aren't merely from another planet! You're still living on one!! Date: You're starting our first date my screaming at me?? Cathy: I already have 155 more hours invested in this relationship than you do. I'm memtally well into our 31st date!

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