Cathy Classics - Sunday February 11, 1996 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Man with orange comb-over hair: I feel that icky tingling in the back of my skull like something's about to go terribly wrong and it will be all my fault. Blonde man: I feel some-thing closing around my neck. I'm being suffocated. I can't breathe. Man with curls: I sense danger. Danger and doom. Man with orange comb-over: If I give her a funny Valen-tine, she'll want a serious one. If I give her a serious one, it'll be too serious. If I give a medium one, I'll be attacked for lack of com-mitment. If I bail on the whole event, I'm history! Blonde man: Anything I do or say or don't do or don't say will be mag-nified out of proportion and take on a hideous, relation-ship-mauling life of its own! Man with curls: The only thing worse than this insufferable pressure is knowing I'll spend the next six months grovelling to get the woman who's caus-ing me this agony back! All 3 men: JUST TELL US WHAT WOMEN WANT! RELEASE US FROM THIS MIS-ERY AND GIVE US THE RULE SHEET FOR WHAT WOM-EN WANT!! Saleswoman: We want you to KNOW what we want. Blonde saleswoman: Six demerits. Go to the back of the line. Man with orange comb-over: I feel that icky tin-gling. Blonde man: I'm being suffo-cated. Man with curls: I sense danger. Danger and doom...

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