Cathy Classics - Sunday February 4, 1996 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Cathy: What color do my legs need to be to match my outfit? If I pretend I'm charismatic enough to call him, will I be able to pretend I'm weak and needy in the future? What if it turns out there's something in fake sweetener that preserves fat? Caption: THINGS WOMEN WORRY ABOUT THAT MEN DON'T Cathy: How tall should I be today? If I order this by phone now, and then become rich and famous, will the whole world know what size underwear I wear? Do I wear knee-high hose and have a roll of fat un-der my knee...thigh-high hose and have a roll of fat mid-thigh...or waist-high hose and have the roll of fat around my waist? What color should my eyelids be? How do I get my four good minutes of hair time to show up when it matters? If my fingernails are "Rum Raisin" and my toenails are "Terra Cotta Orange", what happens when I'm wearing a bright red jacket and want to take my shoes off?? Why do women let our brain cells be picked away by these insignificant details?? Why are we awake and obsessing over nonsense while men are getting a good night's rest?? Why?? WHY???! * If I wear workout clothes to bed, will I be more likely to lose weight in my sleep?

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