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Matt Bors - Wednesday May 27, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Wednesday May 27, 2020 Comic Strip
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2036: The Waste Pools, Just South of Toilet Paper Town Woman #1: A little vacay away from the mines. Woman #2: Nice to see you, pal! Theorist Woman: Are you people nuts? You can't gather like this! You're too close! Trump Officer #1: A social distance theorist! ?! Trump Officer #2: Let's nab her! Theorist Woman: No, I mean the SG Tower! It's too close! You'll all get coronavirus! Trump Officer #2: Dear lord. Trump Officer #1: We'd have lost a lot of lives today if not for you. Theorist Woman: Just doing my part to stop the spread of Bill Gates' plan to microchip us! Trump Officer #1: Huh, who even knew cell phone towers still worked? WASTELAND GAZETTE 5 MILLION DEAD Trump Officer #2: They don't, but we can't admit it now.