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Matt Bors - Tuesday April 21, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Tuesday April 21, 2020 Comic Strip
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Anchor: Should we open the economy back up and risk people's lives? We're talking to some of the most affected workers - a quarantined pundit and pretend television doctor! SMOOTH THINK POD V. SMART Pundit: The numbers are very scary on this. My stock portfolio is down 20 percent! I know that, personally, I'm comfortable killing fifty or sixty thousand people to bump it back up. Doctor: Yeah, as a millionaire pretend doctor, my medical opinion is that this is all overhyped and I really, really need my personal chef and maid back to work. Anchor: Right. I've got dishes piling up, kids bugging me. How are you guys coping with this trauma? Pundit: I've found having a wife works! And sign a prenup, protect those investments!