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Matt Bors - Tuesday December 24, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Tuesday December 24, 2019 Comic Strip
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STARSHIP TRUMPERS Join our military's exciting new branch, space force, and fight for the future! SPACE FORCE Female Soldier: I'm doing my part! Male Soldier: What could go wrong? Protect Earth from arachnid societies that refuse to investigate Joe Biden. Soldier: Consider your aid cut off! Ignore insect sympathizers - all heroes posing with brain bug bodies will receive full pardons and space medals. Victories should be seen and shared! Join Space Force and save the world! Service guarantees citizenship! (Offer not redeemable to black, brown, Jewish, or trans soldiers.) Commander: One more tour of duty on Killndathu for you, soldier. Soldier: I should have never left Afghanistan.