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Matt Bors - Friday August 16, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Friday August 16, 2019 Comic Strip
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WHO KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN? NO CLUE Maybe it was the Clintons on the private island with the spirit cooking dagger? Hillary: We were chillin' in Cedar Rapids at the time. Bill: Check the flight logs! Or was it Trump in the White House with the contract killer he actually forgot he hired because his brain is rotting? Trump: Clinton body count! Clinton crime family! Killer: Do I gotta sue you for this payment? Could it have been Alan Dershowitz in the mansion with the candlestick? Alan: I was having sex with my wife at the time - the perfect, perfect alibi. Maybe it was the government heads, princes, celebrities, and global financiers on the Lolita Express with the black book? Queen: Well, we're all breathing a lot easier these days. Or was it the overworked guards in the understaffed prison with the brutal system that kills countless people through malice, negligence, and incompetence every year? Officer: Sounds a little far-fetched to me. I guess we'll never know!