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Matt Bors - Tuesday May 28, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Tuesday May 28, 2019 Comic Strip
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Man #1: Hey, new guy. What are you in for? Jackson: Murdering a ton of Iraqs. Man #1: That's illegal? Jackson: When they're civilians. I guess peeing on their corpses and posting the video online is apparently a "war crime". How'd they get you? Man #1: Got caught with three joints in 2009. My lawyer says - Officer: JACKSON!! Officer: Your presidential pardon came through! Lawyer here says you got a book deal! Lawyer: Let's get you cleaned up - Hannity wants you on at 8! Jackson: That's my cue! Nice chatting with ya! Man #1: Hey, uh, put in a good word for me? Jackson: Sorry, man. I don't want to encourage that stuff!