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Matt Bors - Tuesday March 12, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Tuesday March 12, 2019 Comic Strip
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His fourth term is a disaster, but Nancy Pelosi says impeachment of eternal overlord Trump is off the table. Nancy Pelosi: It is too divisive! We don't want to screw up and grant him a FIFTH term. Voters across the wasteland are growing frustrated after decades of toothless resistance. Lady: Oh, but every State of the Union she gives him the iconic pity clap! Man: LADY I'M IRRADIATED OVER HERE! And an increasingly vocal middle-aged Gen Z is at odds with the old guard. Man #1: The immigrants hiding under floorboards in the countryside want everything done NOW NOW NOW! Woman: I've been doing this 75 years. Lie flat and be patient. Yes, the Mueller report is promised any day. But you need to prove an actual crime. Immigrant: I think for my generation, we've been raised in camps. We don't really get that ANGER doesn't make impeachment magically work. Man: You could say Cariforni-a-Lago is clearly profiting off the office. Can you prove it in the Senate? That's been replaced by a mutant raised on Tucker Carlson clips. Can you convince the mutant? Some people just say better the Devil, you know... Trump: Try if you like, but Pence's bottled bigot brain would be a lot worse!