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Matt Bors - Tuesday October 16, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Tuesday October 16, 2018 Comic Strip
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We sell the Saudis all their bombs for their regular and normal slaughtering of Yemeni children, but now they've killed a JOURNALIST. Not good. Donald Trump: So maybe they carved up a Bezos Washington Post guy with a bone saw. Have you read that paper? It's very bad, totally unfair to the king. This raises an important question, ethically. Where are they getting their bone saws and how do we get the exclusive contract? Man: We have the best bone saws and we do the best deals, made from U.S. steel. I started this company yesterday. Coincidentally. That way they become dependent on us as the sole provider of everything they need to blow up and kill people. Now for the genius part... General: They've got to buy bone saws SOMEWHERE! Might as well be from the President's son's company, Saws for Saudis! We then leverage that power to IGNORE ABUSES COMPLETELY while ALSO making money. Man: So Jeff Bezos tripped on a bone saw and tumbled apart into my suitcase. How about we let you touch the orb again? Donald Trump: Ow! DEAL!