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Matt Bors - Wednesday January 30, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Matt Bors - Wednesday January 30, 2013 Comic Strip
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Soldier: It-it was a two-flusher, sir. *sob* Everyone was staring. Female Soldier: Almost. We still get three squares of toilet paper to a man's four. Muslim woman: Go home to your nice toilets. They miss you! Muslim man: We will do all the pooping here that is needed. Call of Doodie. A Marine writing in The Wall Street Journal opposes women in combat because... men take poops. "It is humiliating enough to relieve yourself in front of your male comrades... it would be distracting and potentially traumatizing to be forced to be naked in front of the opposite sex." The world's most powerful military, undone by post-traumatic poop disorder. And while it's nice to have equality in the ranks... we should question why they're still doing dirty business overseas.